Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
