Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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