I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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