But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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