Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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