Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize