best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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