But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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