You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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