im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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