I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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