I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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