they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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