I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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