I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You were trust falling into bushes
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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