great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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