No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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