good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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