I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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