your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
everyone is single if you try hard enough
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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