is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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