Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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