You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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