How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
