do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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