If i come over, it means nothing
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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