you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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