So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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