I'm lost and stupid without you.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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