Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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