is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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