I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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