everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Bring me that man meat
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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