You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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