And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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