Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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