I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He has the fingertips of a God
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
