Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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