Porn is love you can see.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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