Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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