Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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