I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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