She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
