Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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