Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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