This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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