Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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