that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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