Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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