I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize