please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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