5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What drink are we having for lunch?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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