Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
